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news on the march

june in brisbane means one thing.  the temperature drops.  big time.  right now as i type this its a teeth chattering 20 degrees. (69 to you imperialists).  yet as i walk around many are braving the hostile climate in t shirts.  those hard ass motherfuckers.

Anyways, our new film is online, like UAV for you COD 4 people.  Its not a film really, just a commercial.  For polaroid, depicting alternative use for said item.  I’ve been doing this since i got pubes.  I’ve also been feeding my pubes to people since i got pubes.  But thats another movie.  So enjoy this commercial.  It was shot with film so, you know, expensive.  Thanks Matt Floyd and Paul Travers for their hefty contributions.

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